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phyloxena ([personal profile] phyloxena) wrote2006-12-10 10:23 pm
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sick ideas alert

Just wondering: is there any Thorongil/Denethor around? Not that I'm likely to read it, just curious.

[identity profile] ikadell.livejournal.com 2006-12-11 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
YUCK!

[identity profile] roma.livejournal.com 2006-12-11 06:28 am (UTC)(link)
izvinite za idiotizm, no ochen' uzh ljubopytno -- eto iz kakogo zhivotnogo carstva suschestva?

[identity profile] phyloxena.livejournal.com 2006-12-11 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
Этого нормальному человеку не понять. Упомянутые существа являются персонажами детской книжки, достаточно популярной, чтобы вызывать обширное вторичное творчество в среде тех, кто не успевает насытиться оригинальным материалом. Символ "/" означает гомосексуальную интерпретацию отношений персонажей. Весь слэш пишут девочки от 25 до 60 лет.

прикольна

[identity profile] mikaelian.livejournal.com 2006-12-11 10:55 am (UTC)(link)
скажи, если найдешь такое :)

Re: нашелся! один

[identity profile] mikaelian.livejournal.com 2006-12-11 05:19 pm (UTC)(link)
о!

спасибо. ну ты даешь.

[identity profile] phyloxena.livejournal.com 2006-12-11 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Really sick one. А вот чтобы было еще с текстом? Эхх.

[identity profile] phyloxena.livejournal.com 2006-12-11 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
read the warning? ;)

[identity profile] ikadell.livejournal.com 2006-12-11 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Still! yuck...

You have a remarkable imagination I must say:)

[identity profile] phyloxena.livejournal.com 2006-12-11 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
But no hand nor stamnia to write a story. On the other hand, majority of those who try have non either.

Actually, if you avoid porn and just describe misunderstanding, embarrasement and bitterness, it may even make sense. Like: D., as a true Numenorian, is drawn to elven blood, and never truly cared for anybody before, being too busy with father's approval and the affairs of state and never had to understand his own heart, and he is used to use his reading of the others' mercilessly. (And sweetheart Faramir feels the same attraction, but it works better for him, as we know) Once he meets T., he is confused about his own reaction etc, etc. By the time he meets 1/2^20-elven Finduilas, his relationship with the talented captain is damaged beyond repair, and T.'s secrecy didn't help matters, but at least D. knows for sure he loves woman and can sire heirs with quite a pleasure.

[identity profile] ikadell.livejournal.com 2006-12-11 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Remarkable indeed:)
Spare me further detail, or I will start giggling stupidly as I hear the names...

Re: прикольна

[identity profile] phyloxena.livejournal.com 2006-12-13 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
Не допросишься, уже все сама придумала.

Re: прикольна

[identity profile] mikaelian.livejournal.com 2006-12-13 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
и где все?

Re: прикольна

[identity profile] phyloxena.livejournal.com 2006-12-13 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
В ответе Икадель, выше. Не могу найти, откуда скопировать URL, а тебе этого, как работнику интернета, не понять.