School-homing

[phyloxena]

WASHINGTON—According to a report released Monday by the U.S. Department of Education, an increasing number of American parents are choosing to have their children raised at school rather than at home...."Every year more parents are finding that their homes are not equipped to instill the right values in their children," Miller said. "When it comes to important life skills such as proper nutrition, safe sex, and even basic socialization, a growing number of mothers and fathers think it's better to rely on educators to guide and nurture their kids."...."It's really a matter of who has more experience in dealing with my child," Cincinnati- resident Kevin Dufrense said of his decision to have his 10-year-old son Jake, who suffers from ADHD and dyslexia, school-homed. "These teachers are dealing with upwards of 40 students in their classrooms at a time, so obviously they know a lot more about children than someone like me, who only has one son and doesn't know where he is half the time anyway."

"Simply put, it's not the job of parents to raise these kids," Dufrense added.

Though school-homing has proven to be an ideal solution for millions of uninvolved parents, increasingly overburdened public schools have recently led to a steady upswing in the number of students being prison-homed.

Comments

[lord-k.livejournal.com]

Prison-homed?!

[phyloxena.livejournal.com]

Consider the source :)

[lord-k.livejournal.com]

Considered. Too much, anyway.

[phyloxena.livejournal.com]

Да, пережимают. Но в целом вполне выдержано. "The Onion" вполне заменяет остальную прессу в смысле духа времени.

[nine_k]

Если перемешивать отдельными параграфами, как делают робота-агрегаторы, то и не отличим, поди.

[lady-branwyn.livejournal.com]

LOL! The Onion strikes again.

[roh-wyn.livejournal.com]

Many a true word is said in jest! ;)