Today and yesterday

[phyloxena]

1. My daughter got to an age, or a stage, when she asks her very few friends for book recommendations.  Her last acquisition (is it a right word?) was something called "101 ways to bug your parents".  I read it, not because I censor her reading, which I'm not entirely adverse  (is it a right word?) to do, but do not do yet, since she doesn't read enough yet for the said censorship to be needed, but because the book was lying around.   The book starts with grotesquely cliche, but still funny, description of the middle-school class dynamics (the topic and the setting I hate profoundly, if this is a word): a vain and gossiping girl, a cool guy, a pretentious boy, a girl with a sad back-story, and a couple of nerds nobody likes.  Nerd#1, the narrator, needs money to get to an inventor's convent.  He also needs means of transportation and some parental attention.  Silly boy, he could have had so much fun with his sympathetic, permissive and overburdened parents while and as long as they were not paying attention.  But this is a standard school-library fare.  Anyway.  Nerd#2, the sidekick, gets kicked aside in the course of the story, but bounces back vigorously and shows his waivering friend the true meaning of friendship.  Nerd#1 writes a book about bugging parents to sell it, because he needs money.  He gets in trouble.  He gets out of trouble.  In a true heroic moment he forces his way in the room with the the PTO meeting there his book and possible firing (for permitting this topic for an assignment) of his teacher is discussed, and, in a dissociated moment, hears himself speaking in a microphone that firing the teacher would be wrong.  Fanfare.  He doesn't get to the convention, but he discovers...  Oh, my.  How the same hand that which could type "Burp with your mouth open"could type "Because the inventing is who I am [...] Doing something because you believe in it, because it's right -- that' what counts".  I mean.  It's almost as bad as a book about a girl who was so nice and good all little cuddly animals believed she was beautiful, even if she, actually, was just as plain as you are, my gentle reader.  Now go blow your nose and be good.  Now, the question.  What are the normal, staple, classical English books for a seven-year-old to read?  I don't mind reasonable amount of violence and disturbance, and I have very lax notion of what is appropriate, but I don't want her to read something good too early, not get most of it and ruin her perception of the book.   Currently she reads this bugs, the Church Mice series and "the Jungle Book".

2. While visiting friends happened to watch last fifteen minutes of a generic TV movie.  School bus of hostages, a maniac who turned mad with his problems with IRS (my heart goes out for the men), frantic parents abusing very David Wellham -like (but shorter and handsomier) boyfriend of the hostage driver, yelling at him how hard it was to persuade  their children that the school bus was safe (my heart goes out for the moronic parents: of course the school bus is not safe!), a sweating pony-tailed blond female police lieutenant with the sexiest sing-song voice, a cool to pieces police sniper.   No idea how they got there.  The madman was shot, the children were safe, the brunette driver kissed her boyfriend, my kids crawled out from under the furniture and asked why didn't they shot at tires?  I do not know. 

Comments

[phyloxena.livejournal.com]

ok, ok, I'm faking overreaction.

[ipain.livejournal.com]

was it ever help to chat, i wonder =)

anyway, just bought a book with 'solutions' to 200 action games from 1980s. the games look like today's but just limited to one quest and memory slot. so club pinguin multitasking is kinda polilogs of dostoevsky for kids. or is it? i wonder while chatting =)

and spoilers bother me lately. what spoiler is all about? isn't a reeeally good story is good even after one knows the end? game solutions are also spoilers. how to spoil club pinguin?

[phyloxena.livejournal.com]

No, but the fun nevertheless.

I don't get the point of spoiling/avoiding the spoilers, but, on the other hand, would you look for solution of a math problem? I could, being sufficiently frustrated, but it never was satisfying (that goes for game/clup pinguin spoilers). Do you like mystery stories?

[ipain.livejournal.com]

well, even more - i was once surprised by the existence of textbooks with solutions! and then suprised again when learning that solutions doesn't help that much. finding a wrong/mistyped solution then becomes name of the game.

thou if solution includes ways, then surely - it would be spoling fun. hm, haven't read much mysteries later - and again it depends: this lovely book was a wonderful mystery (check it out btw), and i knew the ending kinda beforehand. still suprusingly unpredictable. mystery style vs. mystery narrative? does author know the answer already or just facsinated with a magic of a new unknown world?

ps. while searching for a book link, found this title: The Strange Case of the Broad Street Pump: John Snow and the Mystery of Cholera =)